I've already volunteered the girls in Sorority Life to man the front lines in case we go to war against Iraq, but here's some more people who could join them...

From ESPN.com:
PETA wants 'Soysage' in traditional race

On Thursday, officials from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) faxed a letter to the commissioner's daughter Wendy Selig-Prieb, president and CEO of the Milwaukee Brewers, asking that a fifth sausage -- a veggie dog -- be allowed to compete in the Brewers traditional post sixth-inning race where people dressed in the various meat costumes race from the
bullpen to the home plate.

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