Are you ready for some football?

Hell, yeah!

I am, however, not ready for W. turning the intro into some soppy sermon about the strength of America, four hours of pre-game b.s. on ESPN, Rush Limbaugh giving "expert analysis", a Britney Spears interview, Britney Spears being asked about "the kiss", Ashanti in the opening bit, Snoop Dog in the opening bit, Britney in the opening bit, a Paul Wolfowitz interview as he's "hanging out" at the pre-game festivities, and Al Michaels toupe.

Just play the damn game. Please?