Is it a bad sign that I shower now more out of boredom than any desire to take a shower? And I only take one when I can't think of anything else to do? Like after waking up, Watching BH 9'er re-runs (or not- there's no way in hell I'm going to sit through an hour of Brenda thinking she's got breast cancer), reading the paper, checking the job boards, and surfing the Web, when I finally get to the point where I go "well, what should I do now?" that's when I shower.

That's not sad and pathetic, is it?