I finally did it. After throwing God knows how many things at the TV over the months while watching all those stupid-ass news shows on MSFOXNN, knowing the full while that it's not something that I should be doing in my current cranky-ass state, I finally broke my TV. I got one of those TV/VCR combo deals and after launching my stress ball at Chris "Hardball" Mathews discuss today's Democratic Debate, I smashed the lid where I put the tape in.
Ironically, it wasn't after Chris went into another one of his patented Hillary Conspiracy Theories (he's so obsessed with her I think he probably whacks off to speeches of hers'). Nor was it after Chris attacked Gen. Clarke for not saying anything specific during the debate despite the fact he praised Arnie's performance last night even though Arnie didn't do anything but say preplanned one-liners. Nope, it flew when he said how stupid it was that the Democrat's want to go after Bush's tax plan. As if a huge deficit, $87 Billion going to Iraq, nor decimated social services isn't enough of a reason too.
Needless to say, despite the trashed lid, my stress ball was doing a lot of flying.
I gotta stop doing this. I think I need to do what most bored, unemployed people do all day. Instead of watching the news shows, I should probably just watch more porn.
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