Now that I have Hotmail again, I can once again see what interesting and exciting stories that MSN is plugging. Let's see, there's "Mandy Moore's Strategy", a scintillating interview in which the 18 year old (I think) super-rich pop star let's us know "How She Deals with Life" (tell me, Oh Mandy, tell me!). Not exciting enough? How's this one: "Top Signs You're A Jerk at the Gym". This one MSN deems so important it gets the highly valued "Spotlight" header next to it. Not topical enough for you? How about this one: "Try a New Fall Desert" or this one : "The World's Best Shower".

There is, however, nothing about that whole wacky possible scandal in which the guy who told the press that the Administration was warned there was no "yellow cake" thingy had his wife outed as a CIA agent by someone in the White House.

Or, considering that in a little over the week there's a good chance the two words Governor and Schwarzenaggar will be used in the same phrase, nothing that pretty much up what needs to be summed up. Like, "California, What the Hell Are they Thinking?" or the more to the point, "What Are You Freakin' Nuts?" Or how about this one "Despite Movie Images, Studies Show that Most Actors Are Not What They Appear to Be in the Movies."

Actually, in light of all the craziness that has gone on over the past couple of years and with there now being an outside chance we're about to have a Cubs/Red Sox World Series, a more appropriate headline would be something like this "What the Hell is Going On? Are Dogs and Cats Living Together Next?"