Tuesday, September 23, 2003

This is one of those things I think about….

Wouldn't it be cool to be President just so you can order someone to get you all the files on every major conspiracy out there? You know, like it's a rainy Sunday afternoon and there's nothing going on so you call out to the head of the FBI and tell him you want to see every file about the JFK assassination. You could, you know, as President, because damnit, you're the President. You could even threaten people's jobs if they don't get you the files or send them to Guantanomo. Or you could one day check out all the UFO files, maybe call in all the old Air Force guys and force them to tell you about Area 51.

I'm not saying you should then go ahead and announce to the world what you found in those files, I'm just saying it would be fun to know just for the hell of it. On the other hand, you could totally make the FBI your bitch by threatening to let go all of their little secrets.

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